Sunday, June 27, 2010

40 Girls

Well, if she couldn't be a coddling mother to ONE,
why not try being a coddling mother to MANY!
The year? 1996. The zip? 77840. The outcome? What do you think?

Hi!
Getting ready for the girls to move in. One more week of being alone and then 40 girls move in with me! Help!
Love,
Mom
My zip is 77840.

 
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Saturday, June 19, 2010

Finish all the Kid's Food

This note from my mother arrived yesterday. I guess it's my Father's Day card.
Doesn't bottled up humiliation cause cancer?




Sunday, June 13, 2010

Your Pea Coat

Calling all Burlington Coat Factory and Sears advertising Execs...
there's gotta be a commercial here somewhere.

Monday
Adam-
Did you buy yourself a winter coat? Because if you go with Maria to NY in March, it is bitter cold and your Pea Coat will not be warm enough! You have no time to get sick. Please buy yourself a coat.
Burlington Coat Factory has good buys.
Also, make sure your tires and Maria's tires are sound. I will gladly pay for 2 new tires. 1 for you and 1 for Maria.
Sears has best buy on tires.
Love,
Mom


 
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Sunday, June 6, 2010

John Barry

Hi, may I speak with Mr. Barry?
Yes, my mother suggested I call.
Hello?

Adam,
The music that was composed by John Barry from the movie, "Out of Africa", just beautiful. Do you know how to get a hold of John Barry? You should collaborate with him. You and he have much in common. Music that touches the soul.
Mom

 
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