Did you know that for a mere $17.00 at LAX, you too can bring comfort and joy to your family in the event the plane you're boarding takes a swan dive? It's true! Do NOT get on that aircraft without buying some flight insurance! $17 buys you $300,000! Step right up! Now have a great flight!
Keep this in case plane crashes-It's for round trip-you get $300,000. Use it well.
The Sunburned Country
1 week ago