I'm not sure what pisses me off more about this letter.
The fact that I was 39 when I got it, or the fact that I got it at all. Maybe she just sincerely forgot that I worked as a lifeguard throughout high school and college. At least, that's what I like to tell myself.
If you go to the beach, make sure you go where there is a Lifeguard near. It's much safer if you're going in the water.
6 months ago