Sunday, August 15, 2010

Flight Attendant Report

What if her FIRST flight never made it?
I guess I would have been screwed.
And potentially by a Nun.

Dear Adam-
I'm on the plane and this is the only stationary they have.
I wanted to tell you, in case the plane back doesn't make it, Marian is paid in full until September 1. Don't let her tell you otherwise. Some checks were made to her. Others made to Jubilee West in Oakland, CA where her daughter is a Nun.
The checks were issued on 1st Interstate Bank.
My will should be in bag in your apartment in a canvas bag of mine, or with Leonard Cooperman, lawyer in Miami.
Keep this letter. It's legal proof.

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Eve said...

I swear this letter was written by MY mom! ;)

I recently received a package in the mail from my mom, inside of which was a pile of lists - lists of birthday presents received (what the gift was and who it was from) from each and every one of my childhood birthdays.

Even more recently I was given another package from her. Inside the envelope was a tooth.
Apparently it was one of mine.
I wonder why she gave it to me... but even more, I wonder why she had it - I could have sworn the tooth fairy had picked up all of those old things!

PaperAddictJenn said...

One of the best letters yet!

don't eat sushi said...

Wow, Eve! What a devoted Mom you have. As for the tooth, I dunno. Maybe the Tooth Fairy is recycling...

don't eat sushi said...

And thank you, Jenn! I found this one from the early 80's just the other day!